Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Boobs are out for the taking
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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