I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Barsexuality is the new black.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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