pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I wear drunk well.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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