How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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