At least make sure they are 18
Why
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
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You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
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Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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