38 yer olds are good kisserssss
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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