people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
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Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
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It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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