hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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