just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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