I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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