I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
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