Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
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she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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