dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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