She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
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He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
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Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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