He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
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I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
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it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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