dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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