I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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