i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
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