dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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