I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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