There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
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Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
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I need you to use more vowels.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
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How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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