just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
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FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
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I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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