Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
Randomize
