I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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