I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
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I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
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I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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