I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
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You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
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Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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