The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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