And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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