I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
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yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
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I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize