Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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