So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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