I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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