gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
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I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
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It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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