you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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