So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
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I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
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DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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