talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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