can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Just cropdusted the office
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I have fence marks all over my body
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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