we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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