question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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