i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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