I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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