the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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