okay pat passed out under dana's car
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Randomize
