Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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