Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
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If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
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This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
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Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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