Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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