Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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