So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
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N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
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In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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