Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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