He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
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Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
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You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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