I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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