This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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