none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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