Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
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There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
How does it feel to date your dad?
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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