Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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