I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
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I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
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why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.