Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
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