I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
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you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
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