Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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