both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
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please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
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We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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