You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
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the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
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Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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