Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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