I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
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You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize